Golf Jokes and Humour
Although golf is a serious sport requiring concentration and dedication, it
also has a lighter side. Despite the many rules and regulations in this game, most people
realize that you can still have fun even when following these rules.
Over the years there have been numerous spoofs on golf in the media.
Movies, sitcoms, and books have all poked fun
at the cult-like following golf has attracted.
According to the media, the obsession men have with golf
is a humorous bone of contention for their significant others.
In addition to being a great sport to
play, golf has provided us with an easy choice
when it comes to gift-giving occasions. For
birthdays, retirements, and most importantly,
Father's Day, a humourous gift pertaining to
any golf-lover can be found in most novelty
stores. The following is my contribution to the hilarious
world of golf. I hope you enjoy my selection
of jokes and cartoons, and if you have any you
would like to see added to this site, drop me
an e-mail and I would be happy to post them for you.
Here are some golf jokes for you to enjoy:
- A golfer tried three straight times to hit a golf ball over the inlet of water between him and the green.
But each time the ball splashes into the drink. In utter frustration the golfer said, "Caddie, take my
clubs on in, I'm going to jump into the water and drown myself."
The caddie replied, "I doubt that, sir. You couldn't keep your head down long enough to drown!"
- "Wife says she's leaving me if I don't give up golf."
"What are you going to do?"
"Miss her like crazy."
- "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course,"
sighed Mac, the golfer.
"Try heaven," advised the caddie. "You've already moved most of
the earth."
- The golfer went to the fortune teller with his one question:
"Are there golf courses in Heaven?"
Fortune Teller: "I have good news, and I have bad news..."
Golfer: "What's the good news?"
Fortune Teller: "The good news is that Heaven's golf courses are
beautiful beyond anything you could imagine!"
Golfer: "How could there be any bad news with that?"
Fortune Teller: "You have a tee-time at 8:30 tomorrow morning."
- A funeral procession was driving by the golf course as a group was putting on the 18th green. Upon
seeing the hearse, one of the players stopped and put his hat over his heart as the procession passed.
"That was really a very nice gesture," one of his buddies said. "Hey, it's the least I could do. Sunday
would have been our 35th wedding anniversary!"
- Do you know why the game is called golf?
Because all the other four letter words were taken.
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Here are some golf cartoons for you to enjoy:
